Ladies and gentlemen
It's now the time
For the Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five MC's!!

(said at first in almost a whisper, getting gradually louder)
We're coming, we're coming, we're coming (x3)
WE'RE HERE!

Ooooh! Haha, woooohh!

Aiyyy mami I wanna get nasty wit you baby, ahahahaha
Aiyyy, tu eta por llamaseta mi amor, Linda, ahahahaha!

We wanna rock, YOU!
People everywhere, here's your chance
Do you wanna dance or make romance?
'Cause nasty is nasty and nice is nice
So let's get hip to the facts of life
There's different strokes for different folks
There's some who will and some who won't
There some who don't, it could be you
And there are those who do
Tight, tight jeans is the latest scene
In the books, in the movies and the magazines
On your TV, your child will see
More sex and violence than reality
And when girls meet boys, boys meet girls
That means love all over the world
See, love is nice, and love is true
And love is nasty too
(Chorus)
Hey baby, whatever you doin right girl
I just want you to always be easy, and keep on shakin that thing
And I want you - swingin it swingin it swingin
Tell me how now
It's on your skin, it's under your clothes
Who needs a band when the beat just goes - boom!

If you're nasty, sexy, sassy
Keep moving and grooving, and sneaking, and freaking and coming and going and hey!

And everybody say PLAY (PLAY)
Say PLAY (PLAY) well OK!

Ho! Everybody c'mon!
Woo! Now now! Uhh!

People call me crazy, people call me sneak
Just because I'm nasty, they call me a freak, hehe
I am coming over, to your house tonight
I promise to you baby, that I'll do you right, I'm nasty!

I wantcha, I wantcha, I wantcha, I wantcha (shake your booty)
I wantcha, I wantcha, I wantcha, I wantcha (we want to rock you)
Just let us rock, you!
Watch your girl and watch your wife
I got the kiss of death, to touch your life
Cause I am the man they call Scorpio
I like fly girls that don't say no

Hey girl, grab my hand, hold on tight
Don't you worry bout a thing Raheem'll do you right
I'm a mint that's fresh huh, a woman's pet
There ain't a thing in the world that I can't get

In the history books or the picture show
It's the golden voice on your radio
I'm the rapper never printed voice is solid gold
I'm playin the role, they call me Kid Creole

And I'm the, the Romeo, of the nasty show
All the ladies in the place, to my house we go
Freakin in the den just to make you move
Cause I'm Cowboy, and I got the groove

And there's DJ Flash, he cuts so fine
And he wants to know your zodiac sign
Now what's your sign?
I said what's your sign?
Is it in January?
What about February?
What about March?
What about April?
Is it in May?
Is it in June?
Is it in July?
Is it in August?
What about September?
What about October?
What about November?
What about December?
What is it?
Tell me what is it?
Now scream!
Just scream!
Back to the bridge y'all

(Chorus)
Everybody, shake your body
Keep movin and groovin and screamin and shoutin
And helpin us turn it out

Is everybody sayin play? (PLAY!)
Say play! (PLAY!) Well OK!

Alright, woo!
Everybody get up!
Oooooeee, yeah!

People say it's dirty, people say it's wrong
They talk about our music, like it's a nasty song
It's nasty!

I wantcha, I wantcha, I wantcha, I wantcha!
Just let us rock, you!

Got waterbed sets in my limousine
And everytime I'm seen I got to be clean
I tour around the world, to make the people dance
And here's a little message for the ladies in France
Je m'appelle, Melle Mel
Donne moi la petit mademoiselle
Donne moi cinq, donne moi six
Donne moi huit, neuf, dix

I'm seein this girl that I just adore
I'm seein this girl that what I never saw before
The way she was swaying and doing the swing
I had to let her know just about my thing
I'm the M, R, N E-Double S
Come on, ah fly girl, and put me to a test
And I'll rock you, until you give me the rest
I keep on it, until you start to fess

Raheem, in your life, what more can you ask
I bet you can't think of a greater task
I make my light shine on your cloudy days
You can surf if you want to, on my waves
I caress your soft body on those mellow nights
A continuous thing, to the morning light
It's reality, it's not a dream
It's nothing less than the best when it's from Raheem

Now it's my turn so understand
That I'm the Kid Creole, and I'm a ladies man
I don't, have a lot of women hangin on my steez
Only one fine lady that you better believe
I say Annette's her name, and that's the truth
I give a lot of things up, before I turn her loose
It's just her and me, and that's simple and plain
And that's the only way I run my game

Well I'ma, Cowboy and I'm the real McCoy
I'm chocolate all over like an Almond Joy
Bowlegged cool brother and you will agree
On top of the world for the ladies to see
Gonna hip gonna hop gonna rock the spot
Gonna make everybody wanna rock rock rock
Gonna do it to the East, wanna do it to the West
Gonna make you relax right upon your chest

Grandmaster Flash, is willing and able
He's the king of the cuts on two turntables
He's the GRAND, GRAND, the master man
He's so nice with his hands he don't need no band
Rocks 45's, and 33's
Rocks boys men women and young ladies
He can slice so precise it's almost fun
And he makes better love than a mick makes money

Slick Rick, Slick Rick, Slick Rick, Slick Rick
Slick Rick, Slick Rick (ha ha hah hah hah), hooooooo-ho!!
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

(lots of varied conversation to the end, at least one mention of Bob Marley)