[Verse 1: Adam Lazzara, Fred Mascherino, Adam Lazzara & Fred Mascherino]
Well I'm blowing smoke out of your window
And you're slippin' back into your dress
You know, you were always such a lady
I've always been impressed
But gentlemen, they don't ask questions
(We could laugh about it)
Just keep quiet, pay attention
(And you will show her, for)
Gentlemen, they don't ask questions
(We could laugh about it)
We could pay attention

[Chorus: Adam Lazzara & Fred Mascherino]
I said, "I'm gonna have myself in shambles
Before your folks are up and lookin' for some answers"
Said, "I'm gonna have myself in shambles
Before your folks are up and lookin' for some answers"

[Verse 2: Adam Lazzara, Fred Mascherino, Adam Lazzara & Fred Mascherino]
Well, I pictured you in blue
But I have to say, I'm more partial to the red
Deep, dark, and devastating
Leaving no question as to where you've been
I calmed the crowd, by keeping quiet
Moved like a shadow, up to your mattress
Gentlemen don't ask questions
We could pay attention
[Pre-Chorus: Adam Lazzara, Fred Mascherino]
Do you think he’d be better
'Cause we’re down for competition
At doing what I do best?
Do you think he’d be better
This could all be on purpose
At doing what I do best?

[Chorus: Adam Lazzara & Fred Mascherino]
I said, "I'm gonna have myself in shambles
Before your folks are up and lookin' for some answers"
Said, "I'm gonna have myself in shambles
Before your folks are up and lookin' for some answers"

[Pre-Chorus: Adam Lazzara, Fred Mascherino, Adam Lazzara & Fred Mascherino]
Do you think he'd be better
At doing what I do best?
Do you think he'd be better
At doing what I do best?
Do you think he’d be better
'Cause we’re down for competition
At doing what I do best?
Do you think he’d be better
This could all be on purpose
At doing what I do best?
[Chorus: Adam Lazzara, Adam Lazzara & Fred Mascherino]
I said, "I'm gonna have myself in shambles
Before your folks are up and lookin' for some answers"
Said, "I'm gonna have myself in shambles
Before your folks are up and lookin' for some answers"
I said, "I'm gonna have myself in shambles"
(Regardless)
"Before your folks are up and lookin' for some answers"
Said, "I'm gonna have myself in shambles"
(If we knew)
"Before your folks are up and lookin' for some answers"