[Verse 1]
It's a free for all, a first comment served
Half listens and I haven't watched it 'til the end yet
I haven't watched it 'til the end
'Cause you can't stop yourself, you can't stop yourself
Before you could get it for free
Do you remember what that used to mean?

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I'm not angry
I'm not anything at all
I'm not angry
I'm not anything at all

[Chorus]
Why work if you don't have to?
Don't listen, we'll do it for you
'Cause I feel like a bigger man with the upper hand
In those last few seconds before I hit send

[Verse 2]
I keep my head down and hope for a hit
Open the flood gates for all those smug little kids
It's not their fault, they don't have any friends
They can't help themselves
They can't stop themselves
They can't stop themselves
Undressing themselves
Alone in their room
Thinking the only way anyone will ever love them
Is to tell me what I'm doing wrong
[Pre-Chorus 2]
It didn't make you happy
It didn't make you anything at all
But you kept asking
You kept asking for that song

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I'm not angry
I'm not anything at all
I'm not angry
I'm not anything at all

[Chorus]
Why work if you don't have to?
Don't listen, we'll do it for you
'Cause I feel like a bigger man with the upper hand
In those last few seconds before I hit send

[Pre-Chorus 2]
It didn't make you happy
It didn't make you anything at all
But you kept asking
You kept asking for that song

[Chorus]
Why work if you don't have to?
Don't listen, we'll do it for you
'Cause I feel like a bigger man with the upper hand
In those last few seconds before I hit send