[Verse]
It's all make believe
The colours are bright
Now we're fightin'
I'll make you see stars

[Chorus]
Watch it, here comes the big anvil
Eh

[Verse]
Well, I'm a dog
Makes you a cat, naw
Now there's a mouse
Hit him with that

[Chorus]
Watch it, here comes the big anvil
Oh
Ah!

[Verse]
It's a screen change
In the desert
Now I'm hallucinating
Oh, you're a big steak

[Chorus]
Watch it, here comes the big anvil
Aw!
(Ahh)

[Bridge]
Heh heh heh...
Aww ahh...
Ow!
Heh
Ow!

[Verse]
It's just like life
But only better
Now I'm amazing
Aw, you stepped on a rake

[Chorus]
Watch it, here comes the big anvil
Eh
Huh
Ow!
Heh
Ha!