Hasselhoff

[Verse 1]
I walked into a club on a Friday
Took a seat at the bar, I was okay
Until the girl to my left turned their head
And I was goddamn okay instead
So my courage and I made a pact
No backing off, now we act
I was "hey," she was "who are you"
And baby, I'm too good to be true

[Chorus]
If you want, I can be a policeman
Or the doctor that rescues your life
And did I tell you that Batman is my friend?
If a threesome is something you like
I can be smart and cool as Gosling
Or like The Rock, badass and tough
And baby if a mix is your thing
Then I turn into Hasselhoff

I walked into the club on a Friday
Then I took...
Don't hassle the Hoff
[Verse 2]
It's a yes that I get, I can see it
'Cause your eyes make me feel that I mean it
And that's okay, 'cause I got what you want
They call me Bond (my name's Bond), James Bond (James Bond)
I'm an eagle, I catch you a star
This night is a ten so far
Trust me and you will feel alright
I'm your lifeguard for tonight

[Chorus]
If you want, I can be a policeman
Or the doctor that rescues your life
And did I tell you that Batman is my friend?
If a threesome is something you like
I can be smart and cool as Gosling
Or like The Rock, badass and tough
And baby if a mix is your thing
Then I turn into Hasselhoff

Don't hassle the Hoff

(It's Hasselhoff)