[Intro: Grand Puba & Shaggy]
What, situation here dis is Shaggy, Grand Puba style
In a dancehall style wicked, whya so versatile
Chah!

[Chorus: Grand Puba, Shaggy, (women)]
(Why must she treat you so bad?)
I don't know why she treat like that
(Why must she treat you so bad?)
Maybe scheming, scheming like a demon
(Why must she treat you so bad?)
Why that girl treat me so bad girl?
(Why must she treat you so bad?)
Hey Shaggy we ain't having it, let'em know what time it is

[Verse 1: Shaggy]
Apple of my eye and the key to my yacht
She's the only girl I desire from the start
And if we get together never part
But every time I talk to her she try to blow me off
She keeps trying to avoid me
To tell you the truth, girl, this really annoys me
But I'm the number one champion
Tha doberman ere on the microphone stand
She says "goddamn"
But since I'm such a good man
And all the leading ladies would love to have my hand
So why you treat me like a madman
Young girl, why don't you get with the program?
[Chorus: Grand Puba, Shaggy, (women)]
(Why must she treat you so bad?)
I don't understand this woman at all
(Why must she treat you so bad?)
You need to knock it off 'cause we ain't going for it
(Why must she treat you so bad?)
You wait 'til that day, that glorious day
(Why must she treat you so bad?)
Yo Puba

[Verse 2: Grand Puba]
Now baby, listen, I ain't into butt kissing
If you think I'm going out like that, keep wishing
You play hard to get then you won't get got
If you keep acting up, ya end up a have-not
Every day it seems that you want to treat me bad
Every day it seems like you're Maxi on the Pad
I treat you like a queen and you play me like a peasant
No matter what I do you try to make me feel unpleasant
But hey, it'll come back to haunt ya
If I flip the script and say now I don't want ya
I can change hoes like sneakers and clothes
Git it? Stick it
It ain't shit change, but a plane ticket

[Chorus: Grand Puba, Shaggy, (women)]
(Why must she treat you so bad?)
A wagwan
(Why must she treat you so bad?)
Easy come, easy go
(Why must she treat you so bad?)
I don't know why I have to see ya like this
(Why must she treat you so bad?)
Say ya better take it personal
[Verse 3: Shaggy]
Lover boy says yes, me god bless umm
She holler out, oh me goodness
And that's when she put me to the test
And that's when I had to put the egg in the bird nest
And that's how we rumble
Last night I found a real love, but she stumble
I'm just the same guy that she dissed
And now she never passes me without blowing a kiss
Yo girl, you're dismissed

[Chorus: Grand Puba, Shaggy, (women)]
Hahaha just like that then
(Why must she treat you so bad?)
Yeah yeah, plain legged sexy keep on walking
(Why must she treat you so bad?)
Now ah wonder who get da short end of the stick
(Why must she treat you so bad?)
That's right, are you with me
(Why must she treat you so bad?)
And that's how it goes, check it

[Bridge: Grand Puba]
Ain't no honey fly enough
Ain't no booty fat enough
Ain't no cootie good enough
To string out Grand Pu
So baby, be true, stop all the things you do
Before I change my mind and find somebody new
And now you know this is how Grand Puba and Shaggy do
Mother made you
Mother had you
Mother fuck you
As we put it on like that
Time to represent
Here we go
Situation is we ain't having it these days
So we gotta let them know
One time
[Chorus: Grand Puba, Shaggy, (women)]
(Why must she treat you so bad?)
Now what's the situation again hey
(Why must she treat you so bad?)
Get a lift
(Why must she treat you so bad?)
Yeah, Grand Puba, Shaggy here girls