[Verse 1]
Well, good morning Judge
How are you today?
I'm in trouble, please put me away
A pretty thing took a shine to me
I couldn't stop her so I let it be
I couldn't stop her so I let it be
I couldn't stop her so I let it be
I couldn't stop her so I let it be

[Chorus]
He didn't do it
He wasn't there
He didn't want it
He wouldn't dare

[Verse 2]
Well, good morning judge
Yes I'm back again
I'm in trouble so it's back to the pen
I found a car but I couldn't pay
I fell in love and I drove it away
I fell in love and I drove it away
I fell in love and I drove it away
I fell in love and I drove it away
[Chorus]
He didn't do it
He wasn't there
He didn't want it
He wouldn't dare
I didn't do it
I wasn't there
I didn't want it
I wouldn't dare

[Verse 3]
Alcatraz is like a home sweet home
I'm so wanted and I'm never alone
San Quentin is the place to be
I'm so happy I don't wanna be free
So happy I don't wanna be free
I'm so happy I don't wanna be free
I'm so happy I don't wanna be free