[Verse 1]
My baby, she's crazy, she's lazy
So she's always bummin' around (Round, round, round)
Girls in France don't stand a chance
'Cause I've always got my baby around (Round, round, round)

[Chorus]
So, don't touch her (Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum)
Oh, it's so fine, and you know what's mine is mine

[Verse 2]
At night we sleep tight we
Stay close together 'cause the temperature's down
(Down, down, down)
But baby, says maybe
Each time I try to get my fingers around (Round, round, round)

[Chorus]
So, don't touch her
(Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum)

[Post-Chorus]
Sittin' with a tentpole, what a bloody jamboree
Listen to our motto, be prepared for ecstasy
Here comes the bride
Da da da da da da da da da da
[Verse 3]
My baby goes topless
And brings her beauty to a bottomless day (Day, day, day)
She's bathing al fresco
And all her mystery is there on display (Splay, splay, splay)

[Chorus]
So, don't get too close
Oh it's so fine, and you know what's mine is mine

[Bridge]
Ooh it's a drag when you're hitched to a dream
And the boys in the gang think she's part of the scenery
Never alone and the tension is painful to see (Ooh yeah)

[Verse 4]
One night I crept in and
Got on my knees and tried to make her my wife (Wife, wife, wife)
One reef knot, two grannies
And we were bound to stay together for life (Life, life, life)

[Chorus]
Now we'd like to—

[Outro]
Can we at this point introduce the new members of the band to you?
Good
On keyboards, Tony O'Malley
Thank you
On drums, Mr. Stuart Tosh
On lead guitar, Rick Fenn
And of course on the drums
The man responsible for the Windscale disaster, Paul Burgess
This next one's sung by Tony
It's called "Art for Art's Sake"