Who knows, what the wind's gonna bring when the invalids sing
"La la's", with a powerful sting that'll stop any opera or any Bing
Sing, spread the news across the land
All winners will be also-rans
Achoo, one size fits everyone
Achoo, one breath, the deed has been done

Grey hair, and a dash and a flair give your doctor an air
I'm hurt, but the choice that you made is an obvious one
For a girl who needs care
I do hope that he makes you well
Say, is there any cure for Hell?
Achoo, one size fits everyone
Achoo, one breath, the deed has been done

Sing Ile de France and everywhere
You, can't ignore that sort of air
Achoo, one size fits everyone
Achoo, one breath, the deed has been done

So open wide, open wide and say
Open wide and say goodbye, you'll be ok

Achoo, he's gonna whisk you away
Achoo, he's gonna make you ok
Achoo, he's gonna whisk you away
Achoo, he's gonna make you ok
Achoo, he's gonna whisk you away
Achoo, he's gonna make you ok
Achoo, he's gonna whisk you away
Achoo, he's gonna make you ok
Achoo, he's gonna whisk you away
Achoo, he's gonna make you ok
Achoo, he's gonna whisk you away
Achoo, he's gonna make you ok
Achoo, he's gonna whisk you away
Achoo, he's gonna make you ok
Achoo, he's gonna whisk you away
Achoo, he's gonna make you ok
Achoo, he's gonna whisk you away
Achoo, he's gonna make you ok...