[Verse 1]
Man, there's never been a girl like this
That's not Nastassia
What an influential little miss
That's not Nastassia

[Pre-Refrain 1]
Imitation is a form of flattery, I'm told
She is getting flattered where it's hot and where it's cold

[Refrain]
That's not Nastassia
That's not Nastassia
That's not Nastassia

[Verse 2]
She is on the news again tonight
That's not Nastassia
Someone looking like her stole a bike
That's not Nastassia

[Pre-Refrain 2]
Maybe it's a fad, a sort of modern Hula Hoop
Still, it's of their own free will, no one has been duped

[Refrain]
That's not Nastassia
That's not Nastassia
That's not Nastassia
[Bridge]
What a sense of power to have sway around the world
What a sense of power to control a billion girls
Change your hair style, they change theirs
Change your nail style, they change theirs
That's not Nastassia

[Verse 3]
Presidential wives and topless maids
That's not Nastassia
More or less identically the same
That's not Nastassia

[Pre-Refrain 3]
If I wasn't masculine, I would join the craze
Dye my hair and take on those Nastassianic ways

[Refrain]
That's not Nastassia
That's not Nastassia
That's not Nastassia
That's Nastassia

[Interlude]
That's not Nastassia
That's Nastassia
That's not Nastassia
That's Nastassia
That's not Nastassia
That's Nastassia
That's not Nastassia
That's Nastassia
[Verse 4]
Now she wants some anonymity
That's not Nastassia
And all the rest want anonymity
That's not Nastassia

[Pre-Refrain 4]
She should just forget it, it's a carbon copy world
When she starts to fade away, everyone will fade

[Refrain]
That's not Nastassia
That's not Nastassia
That's not Nastassia
That's Nastassia

[Outro]
That's not Nastassia
That's Nastassia
That's not Nastassia
That's Nastassia
That's not Nastassia
That's Nastassia...