[Verse 1]
You're gonna take a walk in the rain
And you're gonna get wet
I predict
You're gonna eat a bowl of chow mein
And be hungry real soon
I predict

[Refrain 1]
Are my sources correct?
I predict

[Verse 2]
They're gonna find the Queen is a man
But that Philip don't care
I predict
Lassie will prove that Elvis and her
Had a fleeting affair
I predict

[Refrain 2]
Are my sources correct?
Are my sources correct?
Yes, I know they're correct
I predict
[Bridge]
Men, if you say your prayers
You'll never lose your hair
L.A. is safe
Ain't gonna quake
Ain't gonna quake, I predict
And somebody's gonna die
But I can't reveal who
Cold beer will cure a cold
Cold beer and pretzels takes care of cancer
Moscow will march to France
They'll do the Can-Can dance
Don't worry, it'll work out
Maxim's will throw them out

[Verse 3]
They're gonna stop Saturday night
So you better have fun now
I predict
They're gonna stop having the sun
So you better get tan now
I predict

[Refrain 3]
And this song will fade out
Yes, this song will fade out
And this song will fade out
I predict
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Yes, this song will fade out
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I predict
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I predict
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I predict
[Outro]
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