[Verse 1]
There's a riot in Room 42
It was Chemistry, now it's a zoo
And they kicked out the teacher, Miss Prune
Tuned the heat up to one hundred two

[Refrain]
Tarzan and Jane
Tarzan and Jane

[Verse 2]
Now they're ripping their shirts and their tights
Now they're swinging from fluorescent lights
Look at Bob, he was getting straight A's
Who's he carrying 'round on his face?

[Refrain]
Tarzan and Jane
Tarzan and Jane

[Interlude]

[Verse 3]
Now they've called in the men wearing blue
There's a cameraman from Channel 2
On the news at eleven does Edgar Rice Burroughs
Get royalties on local news
[Refrain]
Tarzan and Jane
Tarzan and Jane

[Verse 4]
Well, tomorrow at 7:04
As the principal says "shut the door"
They'll be 25 Tarzans and 25 Janes
And a chimp from Zoology 4

[Refrain]
Tarzan and Jane
Tarzan and Jane
Tarzan and Jane
Tarzan and Jane