[Verse 1]
I don't know why you treat me this way
I'm a sensitive guy and I'm really in pain
But you're cool to the point of saying "no dice"
Well, I'll never accept it, never accept it

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Just think it over tonight
Just think it over for one more night, oh

[Chorus]
Please, baby, please
Can't you treat me better?
Please, baby, please
Can't you treat me better?

[Verse 2]
I've been making a fool of myself
As the corniest guy in all of LA
Sending flowers and candy, the things I detest
But I gotta impress you, gotta impress you

[Pre-Chorus 2]
All of the things that I've tried
Are all the things that I once despised, oh
[Chorus]
Please, baby, please
Can't you treat me better?
Please, baby, please
Can't you treat me better?

[Interlude]
Please, baby, please
Please, baby, please
Please, baby, please (Ooh baby)
Please, baby, please (Ooh baby)

[Verse 3]
No one's worth all the stuff I go through
(Please, baby, please)
Only you, only you, only you, only you
(Please, baby, please)
You no speakee the language when I get near
(Please, baby, please)
And I'm losin' it fast, I'm gettin' weird

[Chorus]
Please, baby, please
Can't you treat me better?
(Please, baby, please)
Please, baby, please
Can't you treat me better?
(Please, baby, please)
[Outro]
Please, baby, please
Please, baby, please
Please, baby, please
Can't you treat me better?