[Verse 1]
Drop the goody-goody look and put on your shoes
Because I'm gonna recommend a little somethin' for you, oh yeah
Grab your little Lulu or your Sally or Sue
And take her out to that Metropolis without no taboos, oh yeah

[Pre-Chorus 1]
What you say? Who are you?
Never mind just sing the tune

[Chorus 1]
Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes
Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes
The perfect place, and what a pace

[Verse 2]
Man, I've heard of Peyton Place and Pigalle too
But this is better than the others, it's American too, oh yeah
No one has the time to eat a meal or to think
Because they're way too busy doin' Kama Sutra-y things, oh yeah

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Look around, see the sights
Go to bed, what a life

[Chorus]
Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes
Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes
The perfect place, and what a pace
[Bridge]
There's a whole lotta fish in the sea
Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there and it becomes

[Chorus]
Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes
Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes
The perfect place, and what a pace

[Verse 3]
If you try to come here and you try to abstain
They'll send you to the prison for the criminally insane, oh yeah
Maybe I'll just stay here for the rest of my life
Because it's better than commuting here with you every night, oh yeah

[Chorus]
Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes
Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes
Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes
Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes
The perfect place, and what a pace