[Verse 1]
Started at the top
Then I took a drop
Then a further drop
Better bring a mop

[Verse 2]
I was on your mind
Now I'm not your kind
Felt it all unwind
Now I have a sneaking hunch that...

[Chorus 1]
I'm toast
There's something burning
I'm toast
I'm finally learning
I'm toast
Nothing stays the same as it was

[Verse 3]
First there was that slip
Then a further dip
Then a rapid slide
Am I still alive?
[Verse 4]
I was there for you
Went to bat for you
Now I'm not your scene
Guess the one thing that all means is...

[Pre-Chorus]
What does it all mean?
What does it all mean?
What does it all mean?
What does it all mean?
9-1-1

[Chorus 2]
I'm toast
It's worse than what I'd thought
I'm toast
I'm not just overwrought
I'm toast
Alexa, get me out of this place

[Chant]

[Chorus 1]
I'm toast
There's something burning
I'm toast
I'm finally learning
I'm toast
Nothing stays the same as it was
[Bridge]
One hit wonders, workplace blunders, some hang on too long
Empty nesters, bad investors, lovers who've been wronged (9-1-1)
Here's my hope, that you will never have to sing this song (9-1-1)
But you probably will, in fact you're whistling along

[Chorus 3]
I'm toast
I'm toast
I'm toast
Nothing stays the same as it was

[Verse 5]
Have I made it plain?
I could not sustain
Any hard won gain
Now the choice is jam or butter

[Chorus 2]
I'm toast
It's worse than what I thought
I'm toast
I'm not just overwrought
I'm toast
Alexa, get me out of this place
[Chant]