[Chant]

[Verse 1]
Sainthood's not in your future
I should have seen it all coming
Your left hook I found most stunning
Sainthood is not in your future

[Chant]

[Verse 2]
Wherefore art thou so nasty?
I saweth you as so classy
But sainthood’s not in your future
That's when the bullet whizzed past me

[Chant]

[Refrain]
No, it ain't
No, it ain’t
No, it ain't
No, it ain't
No, it ain't
No, it ain't
No, it ain't
[Chant]

[Verse 3]
Sainthood's not in your future
The Pope is on the floor laughing
The Cardinals roar, they're backslapping
Sainthood is not in your future

[Verse 4]
You came highly recommended
Your Joan of Arc do when attended
But sainthood’s not in your future
All interactions now suspended

[Bridge]
All interactions now suspended
All interactions now suspended
All interactions now suspended
All interactions now suspended

[Verse 5]
Sainthood’s not in your future
Collect your things, it's done, over
Collect your things, just leave Rover
Sainthood is not in your future
[Chant]

[Verse 6]
Where’s the happily ever after?
Where is the sound of joy and laughter?
But sainthood's not in your future
Cheer up, you may just win a BAFTA