[Chorus]
Where did I leave my halo?
Where did I leave my halo tonight?
Where did I leave my halo?
Where did I leave my halo tonight?

[Verse 1]
It was like a smoke ring and it was like a tire
It was always my idea of suitably attired
Someone must have painted it five hundred years ago
Now I'll probably turn into some panting Romeo

[Chorus]
Where did I leave my halo?
Where did I leave my halo tonight?
Where did I leave my halo?
Where did I leave my halo tonight?

[Verse 2]
I had it at the carwash and I had it at the zoo
The animals were jealous and I knew that you were too
It's not as if I chose to have a halo on my head
It's not as if I chose the kind of life that I have lead

[Chorus]
Where did I leave my halo?
Where did I leave my halo tonight?
Where did I leave my halo?
Where did I leave my halo tonight?
[Interlude]

[Chorus]
Where did I leave my halo?
Where did I leave my halo tonight?
Where did I leave my halo?
Where did I leave my halo tonight?

[Verse 3]
I wonder if it isn't too much trouble could you please
Have a look around, it might be layin' by your skis
You know what it looks like 'cause you used to have one too
Now I'm sittin' here without one, tell me what to do

[Chorus]
Where did I leave my halo?
Where did I leave my halo tonight?
Where did I leave my halo?
Where did I leave my halo tonight?