[Chorus]
Oh oh prime time
Oh oh crime slime
Oh oh no shoe-she's an anchorman
Oh oh drive-by
Oh oh no cry
Oh oh no blue-she's an anchorman

[Verse 1]
Armies are invading in the Yucatan
How I've come to know is no secret man
Turning on my television, there she is
She's an anchorman
She's an anchorman

[Refrain]
She's coming on
She's coming on
Coming on strong
She's coming on

[Verse 2]
Monday comes and she's got a real tan
Wonder where she went and was it with a man
Now she's telling us about Japan, Iran
She's an anchorman
She's an anchorman
[Refrain]
She's coming on
She's coming on
Coming on strong
She's coming on

[Chorus]
Oh oh prime timе
Oh oh crime slime
Oh oh no shoe-shе's an anchorman
Oh oh drive-by
Oh oh no cry
Oh oh no blue-she's an anchorman

[Anchorman Interlude 1]

[Chorus]
Oh oh prime time
Oh oh crime slime
Oh oh no shoe-she's an anchorman
Oh oh drive-by
Oh oh no cry
Oh oh no blue-she's an anchorman

[Verse 3]
Something to believe in when you're feeling down
Even when the world is turning upside down
Tell me, tell me, tell me, I can be your man
She's an anchorman
[Anchorman Interlude 2]

[Chorus]
Oh oh prime time
Oh oh crime slime
Oh oh no shoe-she's an anchorman
Oh oh drive-by
Oh oh no cry
Oh oh no blue-she's an anchorman

[Chorus]
Oh oh prime time
Oh oh crime slime
Oh oh no shoe-she's an anchorman
Oh oh drive-by
Oh oh no cry
Oh oh no blue-she's an anchorman

[Interlude]

[Chorus/Outro]
Oh oh prime time
Oh oh crime slime
Oh oh no shoe-she's an anchorman
Oh oh drive-by
Oh oh no cry
Oh oh no blue-she's an anchorman