[Verse 1]
If you want really want to have my loving
All you've got to do is not be lazy
If you really need to have my loving
All you've got to be is Spencer Tracy

[Pre-Chorus 1]
All you've gotta do is show me kindness
And a kind of sensible awareness

[Chorus]
What would Katharine Hepburn say were she in my place?
What would Katharine Hepburn do were she in my shoes?
What would Katharine Hepburn feel here behind the wheel?

[Verse 2]
There are certain people I will cling to
People who are good with their decisions
And there are certain people I will sing to
People with unpopular positions

[Pre-Chorus 2]
People who have never been to Paris
People who don't ever look embarrassed

[Chorus]
What would Katharine Hepburn say were she in my place?
What would Katharine Hepburn do were she in my shoes?
What would Katharine Hepburn feel here behind the wheel...
[Post-Chorus 1]
Of my shiny new car?
Would she feel that I'm going too far?
Would she feel...?

[Bridge]
What does she appear to say?
I can't hear her
What does she appear to say?
I can't hear her
What does she appear to say?
Hey, hey, hey, hey

[Verse 3]
It's not as if our love is like a mountain
It's not as if our love is like a river
It's not as if it's deeper than the ocean
But it's the kind of love that gives me shivers

[Pre-Chorus 3]
It's the kind of love that don't need moonlight
It's the kind of love that don't get uptight (outasight)

[Chorus]
What would Katharine Hepburn say were she in my place?
What would Katharine Hepburn do were she in my shoes?
What would Katharine Hepburn feel here behind the wheel?
[Post-Chorus 2]
What would Katharine Hepburn say? I can't hear her
What would Katharine Hepburn say? I can't hear her
What would Katharine Hepburn say? I can't hear her