United states of the America

They like things to be big, bigger cars, bigger wars

There's a place far from here, where you have to twist to open your beer

Very progressive but when Bill has an affair

Papers are filled with rumours, did he cum in her hair?

Suing is their national sport

Sue to the bone so you get better lives

There's a place oversea where they are drinking libber tea

Not 'til 1500 your history began

Aren't the Indians the real Americans?

And as the average movie shows, it is America who saves us all

We love you America

Worship you America

No better than America

America!

If you want to be an example, for us less intelligent creatures

You just wake up and smell the coffee