I, a prince related to sir Lancelot
I kill dragons and I wank a lot
Conquer the bravest knight the way I fight
And when the sun sets I sing songs about the risky life I live
Journeys and long crusades
Every morning when I wake up, I know that danger waits
My mission is to feed the poor
Many tears and broken hearts of girls I left behind
I was searching for a princess, the smart and friendly kind
I travelled many miles around the world and home again
I couldn't find a heroic princess
Who could reign the country by my side
Who could live with my brave behaviour
So I lived a long but lonely life
I became a king, saved many lives
I don't get it why must this happen to me, this is too sad for words
All my heroic deeds got lost in time, history forgot about me