[Verse 1]
Dancing like a chimney sweep
I look ridiculous
All hands and feet

[Chorus]
The hat's on wrong
Wrong, my hat's on
Wrong, my hat's on
Wrong, my hat's on

[Post-Chorus]
It's wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong

[Verse 2]
The skulls are just like stepping stones
The river's littered with little bones

[Chorus]
My hat's on
Wrong, my hat's on
Wrong, my hat's on
Wrong, my hat's on

[Post-Chorus]
It is on wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong
It's on wrong, wrong, wrong
[Verse 3]
The grass is green
The sky is blue
My feet are bound in bamboo

[Chorus]
My hat's on
Wrong, my hat's on
Hat's on
Wrong, my hat's on

[Post-Chorus]
It's on wrong, wrong, wrong
It's on wrong, wrong
My hat is on wrong, wrong
Wrong, my hat is on wrong, wrong
On my skull
Wrong! Wrong!

[Outro]
Look at me, my hat is on wrong, wrong, oh, wrong
My hat's on wrong