[Verse 1]
I'll look at a graveyard while I'm in the shower
And I, I'll sing my songs
Not in the morning, when the water is boiling
Late, late at night
And I'll think to myself...

[Chorus]
Whatever happened to the Brooklyn Dodgers?
Whatever happened to me?
Whatever happened to all the New York gentlemen?
My dad, he said, "Son, you're looking at one."

[Verse 2]
I mention my dad because he jokes about
The times that he's had, back when he was a hippie
And how our relatives changed their names
Just to seem more American

[Chorus]
Whatever happened to the Brooklyn Dodgers?
Whatever happened to me?
Whatever happened to all the New York gentlemen?
My dad, he said, "Son, you're looking at one."

He said, "You're looking at one."
[Bridge]
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
We said, "We go our own way."
And hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Why don't we start today?
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
We said, "We go our own way.")
What happened those days?
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)
Tell me, tell me!

[Outro]
Whatever happened to the Brooklyn Dodgers?
Whatever happened to me?
Whatever happened to all the New York gentlemen?
Did they just float out to sea?
Whatever happened to all the New York gentlemen?
My dad, he said, "Son, you're looking at one."
He said, "You're looking at one."