[Speech]
Greg: Ha Ha. Stop man!

[Verse 1]
Wanna make you know I can do everything
But I don't ever show you how I really am
Wish I could say I have no regrets
I wanted too much from you

[Chorus]
I don't want to be this way
I kick myself
I wish I could say
I have no regrets today

[Verse 2]
But I'm so nervous that I lose my cool
Every time I pick up the phone and try to call you
Standing out in the freezing cold until I'm numb
Wondering why I'm always acting so dumb

[Chorus]
I don't want to be this way
I kick myself
I wish I could say
That I have no regrets today
[Outro]
Hey!
Things just happened to turn out this way
I can't say I have no regrets today
Things happened to turn out this way
I can't say I have no regrets today

[Speech]
Brain: Well that went well
Greg: Thank you very much!
Brian: Alright. Whatever
Greg: Thank you very much. I'd like to stop for a moment and tell everyone that this show is being recorded, so don't be a jerk!
Greg: Heh heh heh
Greg: Hey you can be a jerk if you want!
Brian: I saw you on the train this morning!
Brian: Or be more of a jerk than usual
Greg: This guy over here's being a jerk! He's been a jerk the whole time!
Brian: Alright! I saw you on the train this morning didn't I?