(spoken)
Umbrellas, umbrellas to mend
Mend y'umbrella, lady?
Umbrellas? Mend by hand, lady
Umbrellas to mend

(sung)
Toodle-luma-luma
Toodle-luma-luma
Toodle-aye-ay
Any um-ber-rellas, any um-ber-rellas to mend today?

Bring your parasol
It may be small
It may be big
He repairs them all
With what you call a thingamajig

Pitter patter patter, pitter patter patter
Here comes the rain
Let it pitter patter, let it pitter patter
Don't mind the rain

He'll mend your umbrella
Then go on his way singing
Toodle-luma-luma-toodle-ay
Toodle-luma-luma-toodle-ay
Any um-ber-rellas to mend today?
When there's a lull
And things are dull
I sharpen knives
For all the wives
In the neighborhood
And I'm very good

I'll darn a sock
I'll mend a clock
An apple cart
A broken heart
I mend anything
But he'd rather sing

Toodle-luma-luma
Toodle-luma-luma
Toodle-aye-ay
Any um-ber-rellas, any um-ber-rellas to mend today?

He'll patch up your troubles
Then go on his way singing
Toodle-luma-luma-toodle-ay
Toodle-luma-luma-toodle-ay
Any um-ber-rellas to mend today?

(whistling break)
He'll patch up your troubles
Then go on his way singing
Toodle-luma-luma-toodle-ay
Toodle-luma-luma-toodle-ay
Any um-ber-rellas to mend today?

[Outro]
(spoken)
Umbrellas to mend
Umbrellas to mend