This message is a broadcast from the Civil Defense Network
Due to the recent outbreak of the unidentified virus
The government has declared a state of emergency
And has raised the danger level to Defcon Six
The authorities are warning all civilians to take defensive action to protect themselves
Military forces are converging to establish quarantines in the infected areas
And will restore martial law within the next 72 hours
In the meantime all civilian personnel should adhere to the following instructions

Number One
Avoid all contact with any person or animal that you believe to be infected
The virus is highly contagious and can be transferred though the bloodstream
There is a minimal gestation period before the virus will cause mental breakdown and violent behavior

Number Two
Stay inside your homes
Barricade your doors and windows and ration your food and water
If you have weapons, arm yourself and your family members

Number Three
If you are forced into a confrontation with one of the infected, shoot to kill
Aim for the head to separate the brain from the body
This is the only way to stop them

I repeat, the government has declared Defcon Six
Military forces are establishing quarantines in the infected areas
And will restore martial law within the next 72 hours
In the meantime, may God help us all