Me and my woman don't get along one day at a time
Me and my woman don't get along one day at a time
One day we're fuzzin' and fightin', and the next day we're doin' alright

Monday we're lovey-dovey, Tuesday we don't even speak
Wednesday she fix me a steak dinner, Thursday I don't even eat
Me and my woman we don't get along one day at a time
One day we're fuzzin' and fightin', and the next day we're doin' alright

Friday everything is beautiful, Saturday we have no peace
Sunday we go to church, Sunday night that woman call the police
Me and my woman don't get along one day at a time
One day we're fuzzin' and fightin', and the next day we're doin' alright

Friday everything is beautiful, Saturday we have no peace
Sunday we go to church, Sunday night that woman call the police
Me and my woman don't get along one day at a time
One day we're fuzzin' and fightin', and the next day we're doin' alright