[Verse 1]
I am the biggest hypocrite
I've been undeniably jealous
I have been loud and pretentious
I have been utterly threatened
I've gotten candy for my self-interest
The sexy treadmill capitalist
Heaven forbid I be criticized
Heaven forbid I be ignored

[Chorus]
I have abused my power, forgive me
You mean we actually are all one
One, one, one, one, one, one, one

[Verse 2]
I've been out of reach and separatist
Heaven forbid average (Whatever average means)
I have compensated for my days of powerlessness

[Chorus]
I have abused my so-called power, forgive me
You mean we actually are all one
One, one, one, one, one, one, one

[Verse 3]
Did you just call her amazing?
Surely we both can't be amazing
And give up my hard-earned status
As fabulous freak of nature
[Chorus]
I have abused my power, forgive me
You mean we actually are all one
One, one, one, one, one, one, one
Always looked good on paper
Sounded good in theory