[Intro]
Hey, it's me, you fucking horse
Hey, it's me, you fucking hor—
Hey it's me, you fucking (Shit!)
Now, hey, it's me, you fucking horse (Come on!)
Hey, it's me, you fucking horse (Come on! Come on!)
Hey, it's me, you fucking horse (Come on! Woo!)
Here I go again (Woo! Alright)
Here I am, fucking guy (Alright, alright, here we go)
Fucking gay as fucking hell (Here we go, now here we go)
Here I am, suck my dick (Here we go, okay)
Here I go again for the, like, hundredth time (Yo)

[Verse 1]
Yo, I want a big horse, yo, I want a small horse
For police force, Paul Blart Mall Horse
Make an album with the one and only Tim McGraw horse
Sting you with a bee horse, saw you with a seahorse
Passed you on the race course, products I will endorse
My favourite film is G-Force (Ha-ha, G-Force...)

[Verse 2]
And all this time, I'm just suckin' dick and doing dope
And if I ain't shooting up, then I'm in the back snorting coke
And yo, if I'm a plant, then I'm a bad seed
'Cause dawg, all I really do is smoke big weed (Smoke, smoke big weed)
[Verse 3: Kendrick Lamar]
Ay yo, it's me
Kendrick Lamar, I'm a big superstar
And abadabada whoever you are (Superstar)
And this is my greatest verse
And you worse than Fred Durst
And when I get fed, boy, man, I feel a thirst
Your goons are like tomatoes to me, too soft
Every time I see 'em, gotta pick 'em off

[Verse 4: Dr. Dre]
Eh-hey, it's Dr. Dre, and listen what I say
You think this shit is just a game, man, I don't play (Superstar)
I'ma hit you on the head with my Dre Beats
Then I'ma open up a restaurant, call it "Dre Eats"
It's really me

[Verse 5]
Meanwhile
I'm ganking, life-taking, spanking, tanking, and climbing rankings
My score composed by Hans Zimmer, 5000 gold I'm banking
And it's your man who did not ban Hecarim I am thanking
(Here I am, fucking horse)
'Cause now he looks like Titanic's fuckin' sinking
(Here I go, fucking horse)
(Killing kids with no remorse)
('Cause it's me, fucking horse)
[Verse 6]
And they recognize my name, Meatwadsprite
'Cause when I enter the lane, it goes black and white
And to the other Hecarim wondering why he lost
Instead of taking Teleport, shoulda took Exhaust (Uh oh)

[Verse 7]
What do horses eat? Hay
What are horses feet? Clay
Who made this fuckin' beat? Dre
Is this song complete? Neigh (Get it?)

[Verse 8]
Fuck you, it's me, horse
Skip the bullshit, bring out the main course
I walk up in the restaurant, like a tour de force
Me and my wife are getting a divorce
She gets the house, I keep the Porsche
That way I can run over that goddamn whore