[Verse 1: Uniqua]
I'm an ace reporter, wherever news is breakin'
I show up and find out what's shakin'
I'm an ace reporter, if it weren't for me
There wouldn't be news on your TV
I bring the big story, I'm proud to say
To the viewers watching every day

[Chorus: Uniqua]
Oh, W-I-O-Wa
Corniest station in the nation
W-I-O-Wa
Corniest station in the nation

[Verse 2: Uniqua]
Reporters are brave, reporters are proud
Reporters like to talk real fast and loud
With my microphone and my camera operator
I say, "Back to you," Instead of "See ya' later."
I report the news, no matter the place
And make that serious reporter face

[Chorus: Uniqua]
Oh, W-I-O-Wa
Corniest station in the nation
W-I-O-Wa
Corniest station in the nation
[Verse 3: Uniqua]
I'm not that sort of newswoman who sits at a desk and talks
I'm the sort who'd rather report, 'cause we're reporters

[Chorus: Uniqua]
Oh, W-I-O-Wa
Corniest station in the nation
W-I-O-Wa
Corniest station in the nation