[Verse 1: Pablo, Uniqua]
Oh, we love to play the polka
At the Palace in Cheyenne
And get those western Wormans
Dancing frisky as they can

[Chorus: All]
Yip, yip, yip, yip
Dancing the Worman polka
Yip, yip, yip, yip
Dancing the Worman polka

[Verse 2: Tyrone, Austin, Pablo]
Me and my pal, Sherman
We traveled across this land
We met these fine musicians
And now they're in our band
Sherman's brother, Herman
Had a big birthday surprise!
A western polka party
To delight his ears and eyes

[Chorus: All]
Yip, yip, yip, yip
Dancing the Worman polka
Yip, yip, yip, yip
Dancing the Worman polka
[Bridge: Austin, Pablo]
Dance, Worman, dance!
Dance the Western polka dance!
Dance, Worman, dance!
Shake your western polka pants!

[Chorus: All, Uniqua & Tyrone, Uniqua & Pablo, Uniqua & Austin]
Yip, yip, yip, yip
Dancing the Worman polka
Yip, yip, yip, yip
Dancing the Worman polka
Yip, yip, yip, yip
Dancing the Worman polka
Yip, yip, yip, yip
Dancing the Worman polka