[AUSTIN]
Hey, Roscoe, what do you say?

[ROSCOE]
All systems A-OK

[AUSTIN]
Are you sure there's nothin' I could fix for you today?

[ROSCOE]
All systems A-OK

[AUSTIN]
I'm a robot repairman, I've got robot smarts
I'm the one you want to call when robot trouble starts
With my robot tools, robot grease, and robot parts
I fix them from their heads, to their toes, to their hearts

But there's just one problem, for bionic goodness sake
My problem is that robots never, ever, ever break

They just don't break
They never, ever break
This robot durability is kind of hard to take

They never catch the flu or get a bellyache
My problem is that robots never, ever, ever break
No matter what's the problem, it's a robot piece of cake
Except that robots never, ever, ever break

They just don't break
They never, ever break
You can stick them in the fridge or throw them in the lake
Or poke them with a stick or rake them with a rake

But robots simply never, ever, ever, ever break!