Where are you Mr. Mustache novelist?
I'm in need of such a literal assist
I'm in need of some of your literal wisdom
Where are you Mr. Yankee a physicist?

I'm in need of some of your physical assist
I'm in need of some of your physical wisdom
Where are you Mr. Latin folk artist?
I'm in need of some of your glossy assist
I'm in need of some of your kiln-baked wisdom