Verse 1:
Tell off your boss
Then sit back down at your desk
You’re so distraught
Have you been under duress
A piece of chalk
To write it 200 times
They’re gonna talk you around into a straight line

Chorus:
I wanna be the one to hold your temper
I wanna be the one to keep you up on all of the sports

SPORTS!

Verse 2:
Go on, get lost
A plastic bag on your head
Carry your cross
Till it’s as good as it gets
A piece of floss
To sneak on up from behind
They’re gonna tie you down into a straight line

Chorus:
I wanna be the one to hold your temper
I wanna be the one to keep you up on all of the sports
I wanna be the one to hold you in my arms
Of course

Bridge:
I got the ticket for the final 4
On the floor
Ring-side for the heavy weight throw down
Kick it stinky whip it up the score upon the board
How’s about a little
I’ll keep you up on all of the sports

Tag:
I wanna be the one
I wanna be the one
I wanna be the one
To keep you up on all of the sports