[Intro – pitch adjusted and normal vocals]
It's Chriiiiiistmas!
No it's not... It's been cancelled
What? With five days to go? Why?
Because...

[Chorus]
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt!
He's a fucking cunt!
He's a fucking cunt!
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt!
He's a fucking cunt
Yes, he's a fucking cunt

Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt!
He's a fucking cunt!
He's a fucking cunt!
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt!
He's a fucking cunt
Yes, he's a fucking cunt

Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt!
He's a fucking cunt!
He's a fucking cunt!
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt!
He's a fucking cunt
Yes, he's a fucking cunt
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt!
He's a fucking cunt!
He's a fucking cunt! (Yeah!)
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt!
He's a fucking cunt
Yes, he's a fucking cunt!

[Outro – pitch adjusted and normal vocals]
What's for Christmas dinner then?
Sausage roll