[Verse 1]
I tried to write a rap song about coronavirus
In the hope that when they're clubbing Spitting Image might try and hire us
I'm not holding my breath
As songs that deal with death
Are as popular with employers as being hooked on crystal meth

[Chorus]
It's a shame
A fucking shame
There's a hundred thousand people dead and the government's to blame
And it's wank
A bag of wank
There's a hundred thousand dead and Boris Johnson is to thank
It's wank

[Verse 2]
Dominic Cummings went for a trip to Barnard Castle
He said he was checking his eyes but he was talking out his arsеhole
While care homе residents and staff queue at the pearly gates
The Tories hand out PPE contracts to all their mates

[Chorus]
It's a shame
A fucking shame
There's one cunt who's responsible
Boris Johnson is his name
And it's wank
A bag of wank
I keep looking round for Beadle, but it's not a fucking prank
And at the end of the day, it will all be swept under the fucking carpet like it always is
What a bag of wank