Hard Hearted Old Farmer

Yes,

the hard hearted old farmer

hiding his wine in the cellar

in New England

when he goes out

he wears earmuffs

he has a double-bitted axe

sharp enough to shave shake

oh, baby

he's hard

as can be

his people

his people

are buried

in the same cemetery

which is located

under the doorstep

where

the boy

couldn't get through

from the tomb