A year ago, to this day
My friend Janie went away
Said that she was getting tired
Of people laughing all the time

The local boys all pulled her hair
And they sent her letter bombs
It's funny since she reappeared
She's been acting pretty weird

Janie's got a dissolvo ray (dissolvo ray a-dissolvo)
She's comin' boys, better get away

Yeah, she's comin' home
She's bringing friends
She's an awful lot different than when she left
She knows it's wrong
But she's made her choice
She knows the difference between girls and boys

And...

Janie's got a dissolvo ray (dissolvo ray a-dissolvo)
She's comin' boys, better be afraid