[Verse 1: Zombina]
The sweet taste of eternal sleep
Lie with my insides bare
Hook hands and cloven feet
Earth kids are so easy to scare!

[Chorus: Zombina, Doc Horror, Both]
When you need an undertaker
I'll be your undertaker
When you need an undertaker
I'll take you to the grave and beyond!

[Verse 2: Doc Horror]
The beast that lurks inside
Is crying to get out
Don't look me in the eyes
I'll turn you inside out

[Chorus: Zombina, Doc Horror, Both]
When you need an undertaker
I'll be your undertaker
When you need an undertaker
I'll take you to the grave and beyond!

When you need an undertaker
I'll be your undertaker
When you need an undertaker
I'll take you to the grave and beyond!
I'll take you to the grave... and beyond!