[Verse 1]
All I need is an ape man to hold in my arms
Thriller gorilla to keep me safe from harm

[Pre-Chorus]
I wanna date a chimpanzee and feel that King Kong vibe
Simian Don Juan monkey business is really gonna blow my mind

[Chorus]
Woah, he's gotta be an ape man
Woah, he's gotta be an ape man
Woah, he's gotta be an ape man

[Verse 2]
All I need is a banana and a king-size net
If I'm gonna have that ape man for my pet

[Pre-Chorus]
I wouldn't date a wolfman or the creature from the black lagoon
But you can't go wrong with the son of Kong or a Frankenstein baboon

[Chorus]
Woah, he's gotta be an ape man
Woah, he's gotta be an ape man
Woah, he's gotta be an ape man
[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
I just got a phonecall from the agency
They said they got that monkey there for me

[Pre-Chorus]
And if you listen closely, you can hear him stomping into town
I'm goin' out with all my money to buy me a wedding gown

[Chorus]
Woah, he's gotta be an ape man
Woah, he's gotta be an ape man
Woah, he's gotta be an ape man
Woah, he's gotta be an ape man

[Outro]
Woah, he's gotta be an ape man
Woah, he's gotta be an ape man
Woah, he's gotta be an ape man
He's gotta be ape for me