[Verse 1]
Mistadobalina is a jackass, much like a donkey
And I'ma pin the tale on the funky
Has anybody seen Del's head swell?
'Cause I get paid well, kickin' much tail
Drink me a forty as I ride my rhinoceros
You don't like it? Well, you gots to kiss
Where the sun don't shine, something like my behind
I lose a fan but I'ma be fine
Dr. Feelgood, didn't think I still could
Make funk real good
Take it then I looped it
Make you say - Gloryhallastoopid
The Motor booty make you shake your rump
To the brand new D-Funk
Take a chunk 'cause I'm much like a hunk
To the dark-skinned girls with funk in they trunk
Coming from around the way
It's Del better known as Dr. Bombay
Peace

[Chorus: Del & Ice Cube sample]
Dr. Bombay
Dr. Bombay
Now, check this
[Verse 2]
Large as a black woman's gluteus maximus
And the question everybody's asking us
"Where'd you get that funk from?"
A brother named George and some 151
So Let's Take It To the Stage, you suckers
I jam, and Mistadobalina eats Smuckers
Back in the house with the crew Hieroglyphic
Now you know everything is terrific
Funk in the 1990's that's ironic
So grab you a sack of that chronic
Down with Da Lench Mob straight from the ghetto
But I'm under the sun in the meadow
Me and this Amazon sittin' on my lap
Butt so big that when she walk it clap
Doin' the hoochie coochie in the forest
Y'all know who I am, so hot damn, sing the chorus

[Chorus: Del & Ice Cube sample]
Dr. Bombay
Dr. Bombay
Now, peep it, it's like this
It's like this
I'm Mista Twist
You're gonna get dissed, haha
[Verse 3]
Watch your wife, 'cause if your spouse call
Del is gonna damn sure make a house call
You peeped out my drawers on your fence
I'm a dog, so you might see paw prints
What up, Doc? Wait, it ain't cool to jock
'Cause you're real far from a ballerina
So ooh ooh, Mistadobalina
Freeze, and get up off your knees
Everything that Dr. Bombay say
Is guaranteed to make your day
So oops upside your head
I like Club Med and hangin' out with the dreads
And girl if you ain't got a germ
I won't hesitate to pull out my Funky Worm
But if you ain't down with Delvon
Cancel your appointment and please get the hell on
'Cause I won't have fraudulent foes
Under my nose, if you won't eighty-six the clothes
Get out the way, so I can save the day
Why? 'Cause I'm Dr. Bombay

[Chorus: Del & Ice Cube sample]
Dr. Bombay
Bye, stop
Dr. Bombay
Dr. Bombay
Dr. Bombay