She hung them on the wall
Funky woman
The roaches refused to crawl
Funky woman

She threw them on the roof
Funky woman
The roof turned bullet proof
Funky woman

She threw them in the sink
Funky woman
The sink began to stink
Funky woman

She hung them on the door
Funky woman
The door went through the floor

Oh!
Do your thing
Don't do me no harm
Watch what I say

She hung them in the air
Funky woman
The air said this ain't fair
Funky woman
She hung them in the sun
Funky woman
The sun began to run
Funky woman

She threw them on the line
Funky woman
The line, it started to cryin'
Funky woman

She threw them in the yard
Funky woman
The yard, it cried, Oh Lord!

Whoops!

She threw them on the wall
Funky woman
The roaches refused to crawl
Funky woman

She threw them in the air
Funky woman
The air said this ain't fair
Funky woman
She threw them in the sink
Funky woman
The sink began to stink
Funky woman

She threw them on the fence
Funky woman
The cats ain't been back since

Heyy!
Do your thang!
Ohh, hey
Whoa, hey! (x3)
The world can't do you no harm
But no one can do you no harm
Funky woman!
The music pouring through your funky body
Whoa, heyyy!
Out in your brains
Nothing's good unless you play with it