[Intro]
If you're having girl problems
I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

[Verse 1]
Tip my hat to the sun in the west
Feel the beat right in my chest
At the crossroads a second time
Make the devil change his mind
It's a pound of flesh but it's really a ton
99 problems and a bitch ain't one

[Chorus]
If you're having girl troubles
I feel bad for you, son
I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
99 problems, but a bitch ain't one

[Verse 2]
Like broken glass under my feet
I could lose my mind in this heat
Looking for the prize but I don't want blood
I order one drink then I drink the flood
You can come inside, but your friends can't come
99 problems and a bitch ain't one
[Chorus]
If you're having girl problems
I feel bad for you, son
99 problems and a bitch ain't one
I've got 99

[Outro]
99, 99, 99
99 problems
But a bitch ain't one
99
99 problems, but a bitch ain't one