[Intro: André 3000 & George Clinton]
Everybody's got opinions
On the way you're living (Oooh)
But, see, they can't fill your shoes
Life is made of half illusion (Evolution)
Forty percent confusion (Oooh)
Whatever's left, I'm using
To keep myself from losing, yeah
You don't know what I've been through (Oooh)
Hell, I might go through you (Data boys are horny tonight)
Uh-oh, oh-no-oahohh (Data boys are horny tonight)
Hey, hey, hey, hey (SCSIs with a booty in her face)
And mm-mmmmmm (Modem seeking, data searching, access sleeping)
All in all, it's all in my head

[Verse 1: Big Boi]
You know it's that high guy, from East P.I.Spittin' the realness of reality
You mad at me?
Boy, how you gonna handle me?
You want me to lolligag and talk that bullshit?
I refuse to play, so I'm gon' speak that Southern good shit
That harder than yo' hood shit
Lil' shit,that make y'all n***as think about the trigger before you pull it
On liquor stores and banks, them folks got more than enough bullets to put that ass off in the slang
Don't claim no gang
We the n***as that did that "Ain't No Thang But a Chicken Wang"
But still, though, how you gonna play a n***a like dildo?
We OutKast 'til it's over, barbecue, and never mildew
For real, bro, yeah
[Interlude: Uncredited & George Clinton]
"In tonight's news, (Safe in cyberspace)
20th century technology –
Has the computer age, scientists, and doctors gone too far?
(A tail ain't nothing but a long booty
A booty ain’t nothin' but a butt)
Einstein, or Frankenstein?
Dr. Scholl's, or Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?
Are we digging into new ground
Or digging our own graves? Story at 11"

[Chorus: Andre 3000 & George Clinton]
Synthesizer (Data girls are horny tonight)
Synthesizer (Fuzzy logic, their pubic virginity)
Synthesizer (Ooooh oooh ooh)
Synthesizer (Ooooh oooh ooh)

[Verse 2: George Clinton]
Conceived under the influence of toxic wasted doctors
Computer bugging debugging devices and vice versa
And various viruses
Performing with laser light precision and verbal incision
For a lingustic ballistic lobotomy
Mind-fuckin' you, a psycho-sodomy of the medulla oblongata
Exit your mind down your spine and out your behind
Fuck you
[Verse 3: André 3000 & George Clinton]
Synthesizer, microwave me (Cybersites are horny tonight)
Give me a drug so I can make seven babies
Pump my breasts up, can you suck the fat up?
(Fuzzy logic therapeutic country)
Please make my life appear like ain't no such thing as bad luck
(You wanted that? A holiday)
My nose ain't right, think I need a new one
Just take your pick – a yellow, red, a black, or a blue one
Virtual reality? Virtual bullshit!
(Cybersexy Wendy web walking in the n***)
Synthesizer preachers can reach you up in the pulpit
Who a bitch?! (Digital good time)
Give me my gat so I can smoke this n***a
Tell his momma not to cry (Digital good time)
Because they can clone him quicker
Than it took his daddy to make him
N***as bitin' verbatim
(Said she'd lapdance on your laptop, while your laptops in your lap)
Thought provokin' records, radio never played dem
Instant, quick grits, new, improved (Digital good time)
Hurry, hurry, rush, rush, world on the move (Digital good time)
Marijuana illegal, but cigarettes cool?
I might look kinda funny, but I ain't no fool
(Cyber sexy Cindy web walking in the n***)
Now if you wanna synthesize, I empathize (Digital good time)
Now if you wanna synthesize, I empathize (Digital good time)
But if you synthesize, I will understand
(A tail ain't nothing but a long booty, ain’t nothin but a butt)
You'll synthesize a man
[Chorus: Andre 3000 & George Clinton]
Synthesizer (Data boys are horny tonight, SCSI with a booty in her face)
Synthesizer (Problem seeking, data searching, access sleeping)
Synthesizer (Gravity is safe in cyberspace)
Synthesizer

[Outro: George Clinton, Andre 3000 & Big Boi, André 3000, Goodie Mob]
Cybersexy Wendy (Synthesizer)
Web walking in the n*** (All in all, it's all in my head)
Digital good time
(Synthesizer) Digital good time (All in all, it's all in my head)
Said she'd lapdance on your laptop (Synthesizer)
While your laptop's in your lap (All in all, it's all in my head)
Digital good time (Synthesizer)
Digital good time
Cybersexy Wendy (Synthesizer) web walkin in the n***
Digital good time (Synthesizer)
Digital good time
Said she'd tapdance on your laptop (Synthesizer)
While your laptop's in your lap
Digital good time
(Synthesizer)
Digital good time
Digital good time
(Synthesizer)
Digital good time
Oooh, cybersexy Wendy (Synthesizer)
Web walkin' in the n***
Digital good time (Synthesizer), digital good time
Fuzzy logic, their pubic virginity

[Skit: Big Boi & Uncredited]
Wassup, man?
Wassup player, wassup, wassup? What'chu need? What'chu need?
Shit, trying to smoke good like you
Shit, I ain't smoking good, I'm just out here trying to pay these bills, my n***a
What it look like for the Oskie-Wowskie?
Shit, for you? 'Cause you my n***a? Shit 65
65?
Yup, yeah
You don' charged me 50 the other day
It's some of that goddamn L.A., some of that West Coast
So it must've had a fifteen-dollar plane ticket added on to the motherfucker
Aye, shit, aye, I ain't the one to put the tag on it, my n***a
I just sell to you just the way I get it, know what I'm saying?
Stems and seeds and everything, huh?
Shit, you know how it go, playa
Well, I'ma tell it like this
I can't even smoke like that, so you can go on and keep that
Shit, I holler at you later then
I'll holler at you too then, don't holler at me no more
Shit, holler at you
Bye, n***a
Yo