George Clinton
Loodie Poo da Pimp
[Chorus]
Loodie Poo da Pimp is a n***a name
Fortified with yeast, rising high to fame
Professional pimp [?] in the rain
When this pimpin' came, ain't shame in the Loodie Poo da Pimp game
His hoes have never been too hard to tame
Loodie Poo da Pimp ain't lame

[Verse 1]
Welcome to my whorehouse, I'm Loodie Poo da Pimp, and you never too late
I pimp, I got pimpin', I just pimp, and I do pimpin' well
You just started pimpin', I can tell
How late you gotta be for your absence [?]
And how long ho's been cooking, wait, for money stay caking halfway past past tense? (absolutely irrelevant)
No room for drug test, coincidence, or accident
Loodie Poo gon' go really leave a bitch chin get busted
This is rather [?] scrutiny
Toe the fuck up, from the mothafuckin' go up
Catch ya hooker stankin', make a n***a wanna throw up
His beans, which means, he specialize in raidin' on
Pimpin' parade-able, absolutely afadable, eat that shit you talk because you know its biodegradable
Never ever playa-hatable
They ain't gotta give it up to da Poo, and say "way to go."

[Chorus]
Loodie Poo da Pimp is a n***a name
Fortified with yeast, rising high to fame
Professional pimp [?] in the rain
When this pimpin' came, ain't shame in the Loodie Poo da Pimp game
His hoes have never been too hard to tame
Loodie Poo da Pimp ain't lame
Nah
[Verse 2]
I'm Loodie Poo da Pimp, AKA "C PooPoo Man, Junior,"
Look up, I put my foot off in your petunias
Water your grass, wax that ass, go upside your head like cheap spread on stale bread, bitch
Now I dare you to flinch, don't twitch, don't do shit
But make your behind twitch
Keep back feet on your motion, bitch
Your ass gonna have to cover [?] you
Whatever you used to do, or do what you used to
Can't nobody do what you do better than you do
And don't nobody value a spread like your boo-boo
It's like ubiquity in the spirit of doo-doo
And yea, yea, "you don't like it," you tell them, you know who do?
The very [?] trip you clip before they ask who
And at the Apollo, one night, nobody booed you
And you could do right and do what I just Loodie Poo'd you

[Chorus]
Loodie Poo da Pimp is a n***a name
Fortified with yeast, rising high to fame
Professional pimp [?] in the rain
When this pimpin' came, ain't shame in the Loodie Poo da Pimp game
His hoes have never been too hard to tame
Loodie Poo da Pimp ain't lame
Nah
[Interlude]
Ahhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhh, ah ahhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhh, ah ahhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhh
Ahhhhh
Ooooooooh-oooooh, oooh-ooooooh oooooh
Ooooooooh-oooooh, oooh-ooooooh oooooh

[Bridge]
Do you heard?
(What does a pimp [?] ask the world of you? What are you gonna do?)
Do you heard?
(For the pimp, a [?] would deserve a trick and [?] his dividends. Will your knees bend again? Do you ho?)

[Solo]