Acupuncture...
Stick it where it don't hurt, stop the pain where it do
Acupuncture...
Stick it where it feel good, stop the pain where it feel bad
Acupuncture...
Stick it right now for the pain that you had

You know the bigger the pill, the better you're gonna feel, yeah
The more you shill the unreal you feel, you'll pill it all in time
Unreal the un-pill
And that's what you get for feeling
That's what you get for thinking
That's what you get for pilling (stick it, hah!)
That's what you get for thinking
That's what you get for drinking (hah!) all night...
That's what you get for feeling (stick it!)
You're all right... (stick it!)

Acupuncture...
Stick it where it don't hurt, stop the pain where it do
Acupuncture...
Stick it where it feel good, stop the pain where it feel bad
Acupuncture...
Stick it right now for the pain that you had
Oh, oh, oh... haha
Puncture lovers, don't look so sad
That's what you get for feeling
That's what you get for thinking (hah, stick it!)
That's what you get for feeling (stick it!)
That's what you get for feeling, you're all right, yeah yeah...
All night, hey...

Punctured lovers
Love will stick you twice, it's gonna make you feel real nice
Foolish lovers
Stick it where it hurt, stops the pain when it feel good
But acupuncture
Stick it where it feel good, stop the pain where it feel bad