From a meow to a roar...woof!
Hey! Yakety-yak, bring in the dog
Let's put out the cat, baba!

(He's gonna scratch your back)
Oh yeah, this is what the roar woof said
(He's gonna scratch your back)
And uh, I might be finicky, but uh, I mean what's up, babe?
So how could I mama, how could I ejaculate, baba?
Do y'all copy? Uh...
(He's gonna scratch your back) Roger over on 10-4, over and out
Yeah!

Dog, pussycat, they all try to copy me now
(Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow)
They imitate, they duplicate, they can never copy my meow
(Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow)

George on my pussycat
Bump on my pussycat
Fritz wants my pussycat
Morris wants my pussycat
Scratch you right, stretch you right
Aa-aa-aa-ah, aa-aa-aa-ah

From the doggie dog, I'll climb a tree
I scratch your back, academy
Some attached tin cans to my tail
Like a litter box you smell
Imitation, duplication, never copy my meow
(Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow)
Uh, is this song about cats
'Cause I'm too cat-fishy for Catfish, bubba
I'll shout my words for help, look out, bubba!

Cool cats — not to be confused with Cadillacs
A catastrophic — not to be confused with cataleptic
Cat walk — not to be confused with cat burglar
Cat nip — not to be confused with cat nap (simply purrfect)
Ketchup — not to be confused with tomato sauce (purrfect)
Yeah, this is a song about cats (simply purrfect)
Wild cats, home cats and alley cats
Siamese, Persian...
And I thought I saw a Puddy Tat!
Catch that purr, prowl, stalk and roar (simply purrfect)
Oh, lions and leopards

Imitate, duplicate (purrfect)
Can't copy my meow (simply purrfect)
Imitate, duplicate, they can ever copy me, ow
Purrfect, simply perfect
Purrfect, simply perfect

He's gonna scratch your back, he's gonna scratch your back
Imitate, duplicate, they all wanna copy my meow
(Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow)
Why must I feel like that? Why must I scratch your back?
Nothing but the cat in me
Why must I feel like that? Why must I copy cat?
Nothing but the scratch in me
Purrfect, simply perfect
Purrfect, simply perfect

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
Who's gonna scratch your back? Imitate, duplicate
Imitate, duplicate, they all wanna copy my meow
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
(Settle down [?])
Purrfect, simply perfect
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
You are purrfect, simply perfect
(I'm gonna scratch on your back)
(Oh yeah, hold it now)
Purrfect, simply perfect
(Oh oh, whoo hoo, oh yeah!)
You are purrfect, simply perfect
(I'm gonna scratch on your back)