[Intro: George Clinton]
Do not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrong
We have taken control as to bring you this special show
We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving
Welcome to station WEFUNK, better known as We-Funk
Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection
Home of the extraterrestrial brothers
Dealers of funky music
P-Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb
Coming to you directly from the Mothership
Top of the Chocolate Milky Way, 500,000 kilowatts of P-Funk power
So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums
Who, me? I'm known as Lollipop Man, alias the Long-Haired Sucker
My motto is
L.A., sing

[Chorus: Parliament]
Make my funk the P-Funk
I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P-Funk
I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P-Funk
I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P-Funk
I wants to get funked up
[Interlude: George Clinton]
WEFUNK, y’all
Now this is what I want y'all to do
If you got faults, defects or shortcomings
Like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines
Whatever part of your body it is
I want you to lay it on your radio
Let the vibes flow through
Funk not only moves, it can re-move, dig?
The desired effect is what you get
When you improve your Interplanetary Funksmanship
Sir Lollipop Man here
Chocolate-coated, freaky and habit-forming
Doin' it to you in 3-D
So groovy that I dig me
Once upon a time called now
Somebody said, "Is there funk after death?"
I say, "Is Seven Up?"
L.A., sing

[Outro: Parliament]
Make my funk the P-Funk
I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P-Funk
I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P-Funk
I want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P-Funk
Before I take it home
Make my funk the P-Funk
I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P-Funk
I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P-Funk
I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P-Funk
I wants to get funked up