[Verse 1: Joe Biden]
Cool water flowing through my soul
I feel it moving, making me whole
Funky rhythm in the deep blue sea
A groove so strong it sets me free

[Chorus: Joe Biden]
Aqua-funk, it's what I need
Groove so smooth it's guaranteed
Make me dance all night long
Aqua-funk, my favorite song

[Verse 2: Donald Trump]
The waves are crashing in time with the beat
The rhythm is calling, it's so sweet
I'm lost in the music, can't you see?
Aqua-funk, it's all I need

[Chorus: Donald Trump]
Aqua-funk, it's what I need
Groove so smooth it's guaranteed
To make me dance all night long
Aqua-funk, my favorite song