You gotta be kidding my darling
How could you say I don't love you
Cause it's just me 'n you in this broken down apartment
And this bottle of tequila for two
And for every problem that you got
We gon' do another shot
Throw it all back up if we have to
Don't you worry about nothing my darling
You know that I'll always love you, love you, love you

Tell me how we even got this far
How the fuck do we even get this way
Cinderella's Louboutin fell off
She better pick it up before I walk away
On and off you say "Through with it"
Girl sit your ass down
We gon' do this shit
You say ya one thing but you mean another

Imma start to think that you a lunatic
That contour and that highlighter on fleek
You so fine
Better put some on your forehead
And just make up your mind

So fucking keeping it 100
This shit 99, 98
Cause no matter you gon' always add your last two cents
It's not up for debate
No way, Jose
You gotta be kidding my darling
How could you say that I don't love you
Cause it's just me 'n you in this broken down apartment
And this bottle of tequila for two
And for every problem that you got
We gon' do another shot
Throw it all back up if we have to
Don't you worry about nothing my darling
You know that I'll always love you, love you, love you

I hate when you say you gon' make things right
I hate when you take everything I say light
That's the very thing that's gonna make us fight
And you probably got a list full of solutions, right?
Yeah, that's what you'd say to me
Like everyday it be
The same shit over and over again
Until I'm out of patience
See I sound insane

And I'd do it again in a heartbeat prolly
Until I'm in a carbon copy
Of a Bob Marley coffin
Being towed by a Harley
So just park and drop
My sarcophagus off in the cemetery
Just make sure you lay my shit right next to my fuckin' darling
We always said the death of us would be
The fussing and arguing like we're in Parliament
But at least we kept to promise right?
Aye, and til death do us part right?
Aye, and at least do it part right
But if you hurt my baby
Better pray to God cause it's on sight

So fuck 100
Keep it 99, 98
Cause no matter what you'll always have your last two cents
It's not up for debate, no way

You gotta be kidding my darling
How could you say that I don't love you
Cause it's just me 'n you in this broken down apartment
And this bottle of tequila for two
And for every problem you got
We gon' do another shot
Throw it all back up if we have to
Don't you worry about nothing my darling
You know that I'll always love you, love you, love you